RESTORE COMMON SENSE
International Songwriters Association member
'PULVERIZE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS' I am not racist, I am of no fixed faith and, although firmly heterosexual, if one of my gay friends were in trouble, I'd bend over backwards for them. My mission is to highlight the damage being caused by political correctness. I do so by writing and performing anti-PC songs. Material is abundant, nowhere moreso than on the Campaign Against Political Correctness website. All songs are based on actual experiences of the effects of PC.
CD's coming along nicely. We're at the mixing stage, release is scheduled for July and the guys are getting excited. 'Seeds of Segregation' is momping ahead in the download chart. Baa Baa's ecstatic and already rehearsing for the tour.
'PC? HELL NO' will be my first anti-PC album. Below are a few 'first takes' recorded while I was messing around with ideas. You are welcome to download the recordings free of charge. Please be mindful that though they are just noodlings, they are fully copyrighted. Breach that copyright and you will burn in hell. Possibly.
AUDIO. To listen, click title Parental guidance: Don't become one. If you have already made that mistake, please note. 'Christmas Is Going' contains one very nearly naughty word.
Delicatessory Discrimination Yes, alright, I know delicatessory isn't in Chambers 21st Century dictionary but it scans with discrimination. It's called artistic licence. Anyway, in case you hadn't heard, hot cross buns are now politically incorrect. Despite the fact that the faiths that should be offended by their consumption declared publicly that even they eat them! Ho-hum hey?
Not All The Same The 'anyone can do anything' culture is breeding a highly delusioned generation. At half time an under 10 football team were losing fourteen goals to nil. For the second half the officials reset the score to nil-nil. In case the losers felt inferior. Teachers are told not to put 'fail' on exam results. They are told 'deferred success' will cause less trauma. How on earth are the next generation of adults going to cope with failure, dissapointment and the discovery that there are those better than themselves? I am tall. If you are short you can't reach stuff that I can and I can't get under stuff that you can. We are not all the same.
Christmas Is Going
Merry Christmas on Christmas cards is not PC. Christmas trees are now 'Non-Denominational Evergreen Spruces'. Little donkey now carries Lucy. It's (almost) enough to convert me to Christianity. It is enough to ensure that I make this Christmas the most traditional I've ever had. Seeds Of Segregation
Baa Baa Black Sheep, that most racist of racist tunes, is now Baa Baa Happy Sheep. Listen-in PC People, let me explain how you are creating racists.
Humpty Heals Drop an egg or a child off a wall and they break.
The PC Police decided that the carnage at the foot of Humpty Dumpty's wall causes our children severe emotional trauma. So now, our young are told that eggs and, by implication, children, rapidly heal if they fall off walls. How many will escape as lightly as Charlotte?
Black Violet (Copyright prevents inclusion on the album. Couldn't resist writing it though) County councils ban the B word yet the W word is OK? Paranoia and double standards reign.
Scott's incredulous that there are people who believe that others will think there's dragon meat in Welsh Dragon Sausages.
'I'll never get in there mun' Intended ignoring the lunatic fringe of health and safety. Failed there then. Yes, I know about food labelling regs. and all that, but the thought that anyone might think John Langford's sausages actually contain dragon meat was too much to resist.
Joe's Last Week The level of PC in our schools is criminal. This is the story of a teacher forced to get out.
LITIGATION NATION Not strictly PC but something that really gets me going. Why? Despite my better efforts, old Tom died. Before Tom was even cold a lawyer had surfaced. Voluntary lifesaving is no longer something I do. The fear of litigation is forcing many out of voluntary service, is engendering a 'sue thy neighbour' mentality and creating a society in which everything is the fault of someone else. Yes, if there is blame then claim. If there is not, then take responsibility.
This is a mock-up of the cover of a brilliant book I bought from those lovely people at www.CAPC.co.uk.
By the time I reached the 'Silly Warnings' page
I'd completely lost it with, well, everything really. As you might detect from Bleeding Obvious. 'The World's Stupidest Instructions' (www.mombooks.com) contains hundreds of examples of such silliness. The Michael O'Mara Books catalogue includes many superb titles, but a word of warning from one who knows. COLLECTING THEIR BOOKS CAN BE ADDICTIVE.
FELLOW ANTI-PC FELLOW www.antipc.co.uk is the home of a kindred spirit who shares my views on political correctness. His site is littered with examples of the madness of PC and he pulls no punches expressing his views. Delightfully incorrect. Go on, take a look. It's brill.
YOUR STORY Share your story here. It might end up as a song! I manage a store's musical instrument department . A week after purchasing a guitar for her son a customer announced that she was sueing because I didn't warn her that it would make her sprogs fingers sore. I laughed, she reported to trading standards and, yet again, the litigation leeches have found another vein to drain. (Name supplied) JB SAYS: Thanks for the inspiration for 'Litigation Nation'. I'll forward a free copy of the tune when complete.
www.politicallyincorrect.me.uk is the site of HOWARD MARTIN, DEPUTY LEADER OF VERITAS. If you like plain speaking and fearless opinion and want to preserve our culture it's a must read site.
JOE ON 'WAKE UP TO WOGAN'
Paul E. N. Dowd, an avid JB fan, wrote to 'Wake Up To Wogan' to say that PC would not ruin Christmas in his part of the world. The Togmeister broadcast the salient points, the full transcript is below.
'THIS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS TOSH This PC twaddle won't ruin christmas in our corner of Welsh Dragon Sausage land. The school christmas tree might well be labelled 'non-denominational evergreen spruce' and the only thing hanging by the balls on the christmas tree might well be the headmaster, but the kids are listening to their IPods and defiantly singing 'This christmas I will deck the halls and dress my christmas tree'. Thank god for the songs of our local anti-pc minstrel Joseph Black. The rest of 'Christmas Is Going' and other JB songs, free to TOGs and common sense campaigners everywhere, will be found at www.kindred-home.co.uk.'
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